Monday, April 6, 2009
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
10 ways to survive your 9-5 Job
How many of us work a 9-5 that they are bored to death. Some of may work jobs that require us to come to work whenever they choose. But this for the office desk worker with no cubicle or wall hiding them, security officers, any front desk staff, supermarket clerks, stockroom people, custodians, anything that deal with you starring at the samething for 8hours!! These rules I will lay before have helped me and several other. You must swear to privacy upon this blog and never let your boss see this, and if you are a boss don't be a dick about it please!!
1) 4 bathroom breaks!! Now it not about just using the bathroom it how you do it and must be split up right or you will lose. The time limits for each 5min, 5min, 20min, then the 30min one. How you use them use them wisely! This could kill major time.
2) Walk around with paper. Their nothing that makes you look busy then walkin around with a piece of paper with writing on it. No one can tell your bullshitting(but you are) but if you look busy in the face walkin back and fourth with a piece of paper you can waste 20min up to a hour of time.
3)Throw away garbage even if it not yours. Look around your job area you can always find garbage. Pick it up make yourself look productive and working. Just walk around picking up shit as long as it leads you away from work and kill time. Time estimate all day thing.
4) Text messaging on the low!!
This rule is dangerous but kills time, but still dangerous if you don't know how to do it. All day thing!!
5) Lunch Runs. People are always hungry. Always when you step ask anyone especially your boss if he or she want something. Their greedy asses will say yes even if they are full they will ask for something a apple coffee or newspaper. Whatever they want make sure they know it far from work. This is a 20min task.
If u haven't got fired yet you are doing great okay here we go!!
6) Phone calls. Act is if your making job related calls but call an entertaining friend who doesn't bore you this can kill 30min at a time.
7) Find a closet stairwell or go back to bathroom!! Hide in their and count the spots on the floor. This will only kill 2min. Why because you may think your killing time but it in your head!
8) Puzzles in the newspaper. Depending how much patience you have it can kill 5mins.
9) Gossip with co-worker. Nothing kills time than listening to your co-worker gossip about people you work with. But becareful not to share your buisness. Depending on gossiper this can last all day.
10) Last and not least read all my blogs, get caught and not care!!! Or just do your damn job
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1) 4 bathroom breaks!! Now it not about just using the bathroom it how you do it and must be split up right or you will lose. The time limits for each 5min, 5min, 20min, then the 30min one. How you use them use them wisely! This could kill major time.
2) Walk around with paper. Their nothing that makes you look busy then walkin around with a piece of paper with writing on it. No one can tell your bullshitting(but you are) but if you look busy in the face walkin back and fourth with a piece of paper you can waste 20min up to a hour of time.
3)Throw away garbage even if it not yours. Look around your job area you can always find garbage. Pick it up make yourself look productive and working. Just walk around picking up shit as long as it leads you away from work and kill time. Time estimate all day thing.
4) Text messaging on the low!!
This rule is dangerous but kills time, but still dangerous if you don't know how to do it. All day thing!!
5) Lunch Runs. People are always hungry. Always when you step ask anyone especially your boss if he or she want something. Their greedy asses will say yes even if they are full they will ask for something a apple coffee or newspaper. Whatever they want make sure they know it far from work. This is a 20min task.
If u haven't got fired yet you are doing great okay here we go!!
6) Phone calls. Act is if your making job related calls but call an entertaining friend who doesn't bore you this can kill 30min at a time.
7) Find a closet stairwell or go back to bathroom!! Hide in their and count the spots on the floor. This will only kill 2min. Why because you may think your killing time but it in your head!
8) Puzzles in the newspaper. Depending how much patience you have it can kill 5mins.
9) Gossip with co-worker. Nothing kills time than listening to your co-worker gossip about people you work with. But becareful not to share your buisness. Depending on gossiper this can last all day.
10) Last and not least read all my blogs, get caught and not care!!! Or just do your damn job
Believe in Nick hollywood is comedy Campaign!!
Harlem World is a FairyTALE
As a child some of us that were fortunate to believe that their was a Santa Clause, Easter bunny, Tooth fairy, even that their was a reindeer running around with a huge stop light on his face. But as we got older things came to unravil. That was daddy eating the christmas cookies, or rabbits aren't that fuckin tall, and everytime I asked that fat bastard for sum real shit I'd get a train set!!!
I use to be a huge Mase fan when I was in highschool. He use to rap about tales of a place called Harlem World. He told stories about money flying out of the sky. He told stories of beautiful glittery women dancing on the streets. Puff Daddy was another storyteller!! He told similiar stories of people harlem shaking in the streets. Colorful streets, people happy dacing, face painting,shit you would think they were serving cotton candy 24/7!!! They both made me believe this place was a real sesame street. They made me believe money flew out the sky!!! I believed these muthafuckers!!!
I went to Harlem World and boy was in for a real big suprise. First of all its not even a world it not even a damn borough!!! See when u ask a local ignorant NewYorker were are they from you will probably hear Harlem, Queens Bridge, Brownsville or Brook-lawn(shaking my head) the X and rickers island!!! No one knows well most do Harlem is located in Manhattan and is just a area location. That was the first lie!!
Second were was the Harlem shakers, Their were none just crackheads!!! They appeared to be dancing but they were itching for more drugs that piece of Micheal Phelp swimming through their veins!! Instead of money flyin out of the sky, I saw stick up kids emptying people pockets for their hard earned money!!! I want up their with my shiny suit all ready to join the festivities and the only one dressed like me was a old as pimp stuck in the Kurtis blow era!! As matter fact my shiny suit was yellow just like in the video and cops gave me a ticket for unproper use of high beams, then I almost got my suit taken from a hatian voodoo princess because she thought I was some type of sun god. I was like what have these people done to Mase's Harlem world. I screamed Mase!!!!!!!. Then everyone stopped and looked at me with anger in their face. These people don't even like mase as one person threw a brick my way!!! "You and Mase go fuck yourself" they said.
Harlem World doesn't exist I can't believe this shit Why why whyyyyyyyyyy. Mase almost got me killed then I though I saw the dancing women and they were prostitutes, hookers, jezebels, tramps!!!!
Never again will I believe rap again!!!
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I use to be a huge Mase fan when I was in highschool. He use to rap about tales of a place called Harlem World. He told stories about money flying out of the sky. He told stories of beautiful glittery women dancing on the streets. Puff Daddy was another storyteller!! He told similiar stories of people harlem shaking in the streets. Colorful streets, people happy dacing, face painting,shit you would think they were serving cotton candy 24/7!!! They both made me believe this place was a real sesame street. They made me believe money flew out the sky!!! I believed these muthafuckers!!!
I went to Harlem World and boy was in for a real big suprise. First of all its not even a world it not even a damn borough!!! See when u ask a local ignorant NewYorker were are they from you will probably hear Harlem, Queens Bridge, Brownsville or Brook-lawn(shaking my head) the X and rickers island!!! No one knows well most do Harlem is located in Manhattan and is just a area location. That was the first lie!!
Second were was the Harlem shakers, Their were none just crackheads!!! They appeared to be dancing but they were itching for more drugs that piece of Micheal Phelp swimming through their veins!! Instead of money flyin out of the sky, I saw stick up kids emptying people pockets for their hard earned money!!! I want up their with my shiny suit all ready to join the festivities and the only one dressed like me was a old as pimp stuck in the Kurtis blow era!! As matter fact my shiny suit was yellow just like in the video and cops gave me a ticket for unproper use of high beams, then I almost got my suit taken from a hatian voodoo princess because she thought I was some type of sun god. I was like what have these people done to Mase's Harlem world. I screamed Mase!!!!!!!. Then everyone stopped and looked at me with anger in their face. These people don't even like mase as one person threw a brick my way!!! "You and Mase go fuck yourself" they said.
Harlem World doesn't exist I can't believe this shit Why why whyyyyyyyyyy. Mase almost got me killed then I though I saw the dancing women and they were prostitutes, hookers, jezebels, tramps!!!!
Never again will I believe rap again!!!
Believe in Nick hollywood is comedy Campaign!!
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