Harlem World is a FairyTALE

As a child some of us that were fortunate to believe that their was a Santa Clause, Easter bunny, Tooth fairy, even that their was a reindeer running around with a huge stop light on his face. But as we got older things came to unravil. That was daddy eating the christmas cookies, or rabbits aren't that fuckin tall, and everytime I asked that fat bastard for sum real shit I'd get a train set!!!
I use to be a huge Mase fan when I was in highschool. He use to rap about tales of a place called Harlem World. He told stories about money flying out of the sky. He told stories of beautiful glittery women dancing on the streets. Puff Daddy was another storyteller!! He told similiar stories of people harlem shaking in the streets. Colorful streets, people happy dacing, face painting,shit you would think they were serving cotton candy 24/7!!! They both made me believe this place was a real sesame street. They made me believe money flew out the sky!!! I believed these muthafuckers!!!
I went to Harlem World and boy was in for a real big suprise. First of all its not even a world it not even a damn borough!!! See when u ask a local ignorant NewYorker were are they from you will probably hear Harlem, Queens Bridge, Brownsville or Brook-lawn(shaking my head) the X and rickers island!!! No one knows well most do Harlem is located in Manhattan and is just a area location. That was the first lie!!
Second were was the Harlem shakers, Their were none just crackheads!!! They appeared to be dancing but they were itching for more drugs that piece of Micheal Phelp swimming through their veins!! Instead of money flyin out of the sky, I saw stick up kids emptying people pockets for their hard earned money!!! I want up their with my shiny suit all ready to join the festivities and the only one dressed like me was a old as pimp stuck in the Kurtis blow era!! As matter fact my shiny suit was yellow just like in the video and cops gave me a ticket for unproper use of high beams, then I almost got my suit taken from a hatian voodoo princess because she thought I was some type of sun god. I was like what have these people done to Mase's Harlem world. I screamed Mase!!!!!!!. Then everyone stopped and looked at me with anger in their face. These people don't even like mase as one person threw a brick my way!!! "You and Mase go fuck yourself" they said.
Harlem World doesn't exist I can't believe this shit Why why whyyyyyyyyyy. Mase almost got me killed then I though I saw the dancing women and they were prostitutes, hookers, jezebels, tramps!!!!
Never again will I believe rap again!!!

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