10 ways to survive your 9-5 Job

How many of us work a 9-5 that they are bored to death. Some of may work jobs that require us to come to work whenever they choose. But this for the office desk worker with no cubicle or wall hiding them, security officers, any front desk staff, supermarket clerks, stockroom people, custodians, anything that deal with you starring at the samething for 8hours!! These rules I will lay before have helped me and several other. You must swear to privacy upon this blog and never let your boss see this, and if you are a boss don't be a dick about it please!!

1) 4 bathroom breaks!! Now it not about just using the bathroom it how you do it and must be split up right or you will lose. The time limits for each 5min, 5min, 20min, then the 30min one. How you use them use them wisely! This could kill major time.

2) Walk around with paper. Their nothing that makes you look busy then walkin around with a piece of paper with writing on it. No one can tell your bullshitting(but you are) but if you look busy in the face walkin back and fourth with a piece of paper you can waste 20min up to a hour of time.

3)Throw away garbage even if it not yours. Look around your job area you can always find garbage. Pick it up make yourself look productive and working. Just walk around picking up shit as long as it leads you away from work and kill time. Time estimate all day thing.

4) Text messaging on the low!!
This rule is dangerous but kills time, but still dangerous if you don't know how to do it. All day thing!!

5) Lunch Runs. People are always hungry. Always when you step ask anyone especially your boss if he or she want something. Their greedy asses will say yes even if they are full they will ask for something a apple coffee or newspaper. Whatever they want make sure they know it far from work. This is a 20min task.

If u haven't got fired yet you are doing great okay here we go!!

6) Phone calls. Act is if your making job related calls but call an entertaining friend who doesn't bore you this can kill 30min at a time.

7) Find a closet stairwell or go back to bathroom!! Hide in their and count the spots on the floor. This will only kill 2min. Why because you may think your killing time but it in your head!

8) Puzzles in the newspaper. Depending how much patience you have it can kill 5mins.

9) Gossip with co-worker. Nothing kills time than listening to your co-worker gossip about people you work with. But becareful not to share your buisness. Depending on gossiper this can last all day.

10) Last and not least read all my blogs, get caught and not care!!! Or just do your damn job


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