CARMEN DELORISE SANDIEGO

We end the week of with a story for the females. This story takes place in a time when men were very dominant in crime. A time were a womens place was only at male mobster side. A time were women were only bar maids, and slut entertainment for police. Were pimps were up and hoes were down!!
Well times were to change, in 1985 a women, a very powerful woman by the name of Big Moma Thang aka Ms. Piggy took over her father John Gotti family buisness when he passed away. Piggy then started a underground assasination group called the Jezebel 4!! The group consisted at first of Betty Monroe Boop, Judy Winslow(family matters), Jane Hooters Jetson. But the person who took her team world wide was ruthless a true animal she put the big J in jezebel. Carmen Delorise Sandiego!!!!
Carmen Delorise Sandiego, yes very deadly. It was her evil demanor that helped Ms.Piggy take down her competiton the Power Puff sluts, and made Piggy the only true bitch in charge. Carmen from the age of 9 was trained in the arts of all types of shit. Raised by a family of hoars, and known for her ruthless killing caught Ms.Piggy eye. Armed with knifes, all types of sex toys a red rain coat thong and nothing else. The high yellow brazilian jezebel half black hussie was a female to be reckoned with!!
See Carmen was used to kill powerful men in power. She killed many but the most memorable mission was Bin laden. She arrived in Afganistan dressed in white quilts and turbans to merge in with her surroundings as one of Bin laden many wifes. Her mission no man was able to kill him but if a female was to it make Piggy look more powerful and historic.
Around 8clock is when Bin Laden picks one of his wifes to mate with, and uma terabella bluck( Carmen in disguise) caught his eyes, he saw a women who smelled of great similac milk and legs muscle as strong as the grip on a 40 year old ape. Bin laden took Uma(Carmen) in the room and he layed down on the bed and said she show me your best or die. But Uma(Carmen) was way ahead of him. She unrobbed him and began to lick his chest and make circles around his nipples. She licked under his beard and tickled his ass at the sametime. Bin laden said " Hey woman you can do anything you want but stay away from my ass!!" As he put a M-16 to her head. She apologized to him and went back to work she pulled down his pants and oboy did it smell like garbage juice. But Carmen was a professional and she grabbed his private and continued to stroke him and all other uncensored stuff.
Bin laden enjoying what she was doin said "enough!" Let's get it own. Carmen jumped on Binladen and rode him. About 5min later Bin laden screamed as he climaxed. As he started to fall asleep Carmen threw on her hat and slit Bin Ladens neck. Only to her suprise it was a imposter. A t.v screen came on it was Bin Laden. " Ah yes Carmen Sandiego I new you would come. Are u foolish to think I'd fall for your deadly sex hahahah guards get her!!" Over a 100 guards stormed the room armed with knifes,rocks, and guns screamin" Mutha Bitchhhhhhh die!" Carmen flipped off the bed into a backflip and pulled to machine guns out her trench coat and started busting caps.
Carmen was a surgeon with the machine gun she emptied over five clip into over 700men. She threw her gun to floor and used hand to hand combat. She grabbed one man with her legs and snapped his neck and tackled on man out the castle window and disappeared. Carmen called Piggy and told her she failed. But Piggy being cold hearted said" Bitch you failed the Jezebel 4, if you ever show your face I will personally have u beatin, all your body parts broken, and left in a all man jail to be raped!!!" Carmen new Piggy was being very nice with her threat cause it could of been worse. So Carmen vanished around the world on the run from Afganistan , and Piggys gang. Hence the question were in the world is Carmen Sandiego. A glorious tale yes but this was just another Cartoon Network True Crime Story!!!!