Scrooge. W. Mcduck

Todays story isn't your regular cartoon network crime story. No todays tale is about a time of dominance,power,and war. You've herd stories of characters taking over neighborhoods,town,even states! Today we take you were a one man crime syndicate took over the world riches.
Scrooge .W. Mcduck was the adopted heir to Prince Charles,and the original first Donald Trump apprentice show winner,and american idol contestant. Scrooge is the father of one alcholic son named Donald W Duck the second. But Scrooge being so stingy, he never took care of his son which led Donald to become the first webbed foot Black Panther and was shot down dead in the struggle. Donalds kids Huey, Duey, and Luey were taken in by their grandfather Scrooge. But not out of love but for a tax claim,and he made the work minimium wage, Huey eventually died of pollio because Scrooge didn't see the need for all the boys to get vaccinations.
Now no one really knows how old Scrooge is, but he was around since Paul Revere got on that white horse to warn that the British were coming. Some say Mr. Revere bought that horse from Scrooge by trading in his wife. Now that were our story starts. You see what drove Scrooge's heart was money,power and especially war! Scrooge figured with out crime and war theirs no money.
Scrooge had money already but he wanted a piece of everyone elses money. So he decided to start wars with other countries and blame it on another country. Their was a time when the U.S thought the Japanese bombed Pearl harbor! They were fooled Scrooge hired Launch Pad Mcquack, and he hijacked a japanese plane and bombed pearl harbor and blamed it on japan. The U.s not knowin what to do came to Scrooge help. Scrooge then lent them money leaving the U.S goverment in depth to Scrooge!
Scrooge was the cause of the Boston Tea Party. He had the Bugle Boys hijack that ship for all its tea. The result they came to Scrooge for money. The great depression once again Srooge doing! The war for oil, Scrooge hired Gizmo Duck to steal the oil and blame it on Sadam Hussein. The end result the U.S came to Scrooge again for money.
Now the U.s was in great depth to Scrooge, and he let it be known. Need missles for a war fuck you pay me, country in a recession fuck you pay me, schools need money Fuck you pay me!!!! That was Scrooge mentality!! With no money to pay Scrooge the goverment was in deep shit. So Scrooge started a program called the Junior Woodchuck Money. This was no longer U.s money this was Scrooge money. See Scrooge figured he with no money in the goverment now he would be the United states only bank and this made him the wealthiest man in the world.
Only one man stood in his way. See it took a complete moron to over throw a empire such as Scrooge. Scrooge had become old and hired a succesor. That succesor was Marion Barry. Scrooge trusted Marion with everything. But Marion was a big coke head. He do anything for a hit of that sweet white powder. Marion sold the U.S goverment all of Scrooges plans and criminal deed he commited for a $5 dollar bag of cocaine which was really a bag of sugar. He was tricked by our former president Bush!! Yes the son, go figure right, well Bush then sent a whole army after Scrooge. But what helped Scrooge get away was the army that was sent was owned by Scrooge himself. Scrooge made a deal with Bush. It was said that the deal was Scrooge would give the U.s back it money if he could sleep with his grandmother!! Yes W. Bush mother!! We don't know if it happened all we know is the world is back in order and George Bush senior hasn't had sex with his wife since. But all I can say is this was another Cartoon Network True Crime Story!!!