FASHION in CONDOMS

I've had it up to here!! Their has been a crime committed in our local neighborhood bodegas and walgreens. The impostors are taking over running on our turf!!!
Why is it that when I go condom shopping which is a beautiful thing, I'm going safe u know doing my part. I walk into the store to buy magnum condoms. I'm not saying this as a brag some men still buy their sneaker in girl sizes some were the big boy shoes, I wear magnums.
Now I walk in the store to buy my magnums and their sold out!!! 30 boxes gone 30 muthafuckin boxes missing sold out!!! I walk to the bodega, I say hey lemme get a magnum condom please. Sold out sir!! What this is Bullshit!! How? I ask how many does his store carry? He says 30 boxes!! Now between walgreens and the bodega that's 60 boxes with 3 magnums in each box sold out!! What my beef? Their no way in hell that everyone in my neighborhood can fit a magnum!!!
Not everyone was blessed not hating on the durex man, you know not being racist!! But I don't go buying their toddler condoms and play in their sand box! Come on in every neighborhood fact be fact their are very few magnum users. Then it hit me Bammmmm!!! Who fault is it?? Women!!! See women today they are the ruiners of safe sex!!
See men just can't home and make love to their girl with the after school free give away condom, or bring home the free hospital safe sex campaign condom!! They take one look at what you bout to put on and laugh at you!! No they wanna see that Gold wrapper!!! Damn then it me again Bammmm!!
Fashion has come all the way to the condoms now!! Soon big name companies are gonna make condoms and it won't even matter if your packing or not. I can hear it now." Girl I had sex with Alonzo!!" " What bitch Alonzo he got a small ding Dang!!!" " So what girl he had sex with me with a Burberry condom and that $500 dollar stroking in my koochie, and that turns me onnnn." " He used burberry, shit my man is packing and he used a Karl kani condom on me that cheap bastard!!" "Omg girl tell me he didn't use Karl kani on you." " Hell yeah he did then he used a fubu."" Damn girl those only cost a $1 each, leave his broke ass!!!"
This is our future people so please just buy your right sized damn condom!!!!!

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