Barney" Maurice" Rubble

Today the story takes place in a time long long ago, A time when prostitution and gambling were both legal. There were no cops or judges so the word crime wasn't even relevant, all you had was honor, trust and loyalty.

We take this story to big city of Bedrock. They say if you rocked in Bedrock you can rock anywhere. Bedrock was the home to the biggest mafia family, the Flinstones!! The head was Fred "Boss" Flinstone and his wife Wilma "Joleta Ronnie" Flinstone. No one and I mean no one fucked with the Flinstones! Why? because Fred had his main man his ace boon, his brother from another mother and sidekick Barney "Maurice Jones" Rubble.

Yes Barney Rubble also known as The Bone collector!! He received his name because in Bedrock fossils were a source of money, and whoever had the Bones had the power!! Barney would hijack people’s dinosaurs kill and strip these creatures and sell the Fossils. This made Fred very wealthy. He eventually made Barney a made man. Fred brought Barney in the family around his kids and wife. Fred had one rule - everything is yours but never ever touch my wife. If you new Barney his one weakness was women but that’s another story. Barney was left in charge of a casino called the Yabba Dabb Doo. This club was already worth over 20 million, but when Barney took over he tripled its worth. Barney ran an underground strip club underneath the casino.

Barney was great he had prostitutes coming from everywhere. He even recruited these bad space ho's Mary and Jane Jetson. Yes George Jetson wife and daughter. Barney didn't give a fuck he had George killed and Bedrocked to death as an example. A bedrock death is the worst, you’re tied to the floor and an avalanche tramples you to your death. In this club Barney met a hoe named Betty "Jawbone" Rubble. A born freak and was nuthin but trouble. Fred warned Barney bout her but Barney didn't listen and after a week he married Betty. They even adopted a child named BamBam because Betty couldn't have children for she had too many STDs, and Barney and her only use brontasauras condoms. Betty was a big Sabertooh coke addict. Her habit then rubbed of on Barney. She told Barney “your the man why you the sidekick you can take this all over!!!” Barney being in loved then gave in. One day Fred came home to see Barney having sex with his wife Wilma who was tied up, and BamBam was assaultin Pebbles. Fred said "How Fuckin dare you you muth...”and Bam Barney shot Fred dead, then he shot Wilma in the face and fed then to the family rockwiler Dino.

Barney realizing what he did came home crying to Betty. "Why bitch, why you made me kill my fr....”and Bam shot between the eyes Betty shot Barney dead. It was all Betty’s plan to take the family down and takeover. But Fred before he died always knew this was gonna happen and trained Dino if he died to sic and kill whoever brang harm to him and as Betty turned her back Dino jumped on her back and mauled her to death.

Yes sad but this was a True CarToon Network Crime Story!!