OSCAR DELONIOUS GROUCH

       This story takes place in the early 70s way before the drug era, way before Reaganomics. Their was young child born to a family of two daughters and 99 brothers , bred by two fathers(yes two men dont ask). Oscar Delonious Grouch was born into this family, a family who lived on the lower east side of Sesame st. Oscar attended p.s 567 elemtary school but because of his oder he had to learn from outside the school walls. He would study from balled pieces of paper the kids threw out. Although very bright Oscar grew very annoyed that he was dressing as fresh as his friends,annoyed that he was born to a family of two sisters and 99 brothers and one on the way, even more that he learned it wasnt normal to have two fathers and no mother!!!

       Oscar new it was time for a change and he joined his long time friends Bert Roberts and Ernie Johnson. Now these two were 3 time felons and very very dangerous stick up kids. Oscar new with his smarts and Bert and Ernie's well known criminal records they could take over all of sesame street if they needed to. Nine years past and thats just what they did. As soon as the crack era moved in Oscar was all over it. They formed the notorious O.B.E GANG(OSCAR,BERT,ERNIE) their number one customer was Walter J Snuffie aka SNUFFALUFACUS. Man this guy would buy bricks of coke from them buy the barrel. He would spend 3,ooo dollars worth a day. The O.B.E even took over Mr.Rogers neighborhood kidnappin the king and used Mr.Rogers imagination train to peddle lots of heroin.

         The gang was huge but not everyone was happy. See what they didnt know was that they moved onto muppets turf and they shot down a hooker name Kermie, and if u knew Kermie you knew that he was BIG MOMMA THANG AKA Ms.PIGGY bottom bitch. Ms. Piggy was a notorious pimp and well known arsonist. She never loved Kermie but he was her number one hooker and brought her millions with his special tongue ring techniques. Piggy was known to skin her enemies, to embarass and them. But she wanted Oscar head, she had them set up with her cop friends. Yes Piggy had cops in her pocket. In 1995 she had the team set up. Bert and Ernie were both shot,paraylyzed not killed and arrested on a drug trade. About 500,000,000,000 dollars of rich princess jasmine isralien cocaine was seized and Bert and ernie were arrested.

              All of Oscars family was killed by Piggy, yes the two sister and 99 brothers were slain even the brother on the way. The two fathers were taken in custody because they wouldnt snitch. Not because they didnt want to but because they had 99boys they didnt even remember OSCAR!!!!!!

                  Well now left with nothing you can find Oscar in a trash can some say he selling cans for mc griddles, I dont know but this was a true CARTOON NETWORK CRIME STORY.