OSCAR THE GROUCH

In 70s, way before the crack area was in effect,before the start of reagonomics. A child was born to two fathers(meaning their was no mother)Oscar Delonius Grouch. A very young child born to two sisters and ninety-nine brothers! (Same parent remember both fathers no mother don't ask!) Oscar Delonius Grouch attended ps34 in lower east side Sesame street. He started his first job at the age of nine has a meat packer for KeyFood. Very smart and bright Oscar was annoyed that he didn't dress as fresh as the other kids,annoyed that he learned that he should have a mother and a father not just two fathers,annoyed that he lived with two sisters and ninety-nine brothers and one more on the way. Oscar wanted out, so by early 80s he hooked up with long time friend and three time felons Bert rogers,and Ernie boston. Bert and Ernie were very known on Sesame Street as very notorious and dangerous stick up kids. Oscar new with his smarts and Bert and Ernie knowledge of weapons they could take over not only Sesame Street but also Muppet Land. As the drug era moved in Oscar Bert and Ernie formed the well known Bang Bang Sesame gang!! They took over all of Sesame street with their coke dealin and gun slinging. Orvil J snuffie was their biggest customer( You know him as SNuffalufacus)Snuffie would by thosands of dollar worth of that hard white isralien coke from the gang a day. Not everyone was happy with the new gang,they took over Mr.Rogers hood and started setting shop on Muppet land. This made Big momma thang aka MS.piggy very upset.She was not to be messed with,and I mean not to exscuse my french but fucked with either!!! Piggy was known to kill just for about anything and when she found out her bitch kermie who was her number on hoe/runner (kermit the frog was a hooker for ms piggie,she never loved him but only the money he made for her stripping)was taken down by Oscars gang she became furious.But this time she didn't get violent,she set the gang up in a very very big drug deal that involved cops. Both Bert and Ernie were shot not killed but paralyzed and over 500,000,000,000 of heroin money was seized by the authorities. Piggy also had Oscars family both sister 99 brothers and the one on they way slain and found in a ice cream truck!! Both fathers were taken into prison because they wouldn't tell were Oscar was, not because they didn't snitch but because they had so many kids they lost count they didn't even remember Oscar. Now in the new Obama era never to be seen again some say u can find Oscar in some thrash can residing in East Harlem.