Sunday, March 29, 2009

SHE dont WANT YOu GO THAT WAY!!

My fellow male Americans sometime we are just misunderstood but are we? Time have changed when you can just walk up to a women and say hey may I have this dance? Or exscuse me you are very dashing what is your name? Can I have your number so we may talk? Hey can we go for a walk?
If u try this now in the Obama era.. You will get WhAt!!!, Get the fuck out of here!! I look beautiful your mother muthafucka!, here my number 1-800 get lost, You wanna walk, walk up your mother ass!!!
Yes sad but true!! See we can blame the female that the old fashioned way is gone. But hey we kinda mess it up by when a nice looking lady walks by we a) grab her arm and growl yo come here what's good for tonite!! B) At club we try to dance behind them with a erection harder than brimstone C) If we say hi and they don't reply. We may say " YO what the fuck, O you aint gonna say hi fuck you bitch U bitch slut slut slut!!!
Now some females may actually like that but those are the ones that listen to DMX!! Now I've done a study some men talk to girls for long periods of time think their going somewhere and are getting no where,and when I mean no where I mean like you tryin to find parkin on wall street No where!! Then when you find out, you end up watching re-runs of Hogan heroes or Sex in city not by accidnet but because your tryin to find answers. Well here's some tips that might let you know before hand she not interested!!

1) If the text messages go from hey how was your day or I miss you to just simple texts like.( Hey). (K). Or (smh). :( or. I guess or simply ............... She doesn't want you

2) If you only talk thru text and never received a call ever and you do call and she send you to voice mail and she texts you back and say I don't like speakin on phone but talks to others, cmon dog she has a phone so she can talk she can text on computer lol she doesn't want you!!!


3) If u tell her she looks good and she replys don't you have work to do ..... She doesn't want you.

4) Fellas if you do get the date and she goes on and on about how great all her ex boyfriends are during dinner and recieves $500 dollars gifts from him still and says we just friends she doesn't want you!!

5) If you ask her out on a date and she say no I'm busy but that same day goes to same place you wanted to go with her girlfriend ... She doesn't want you!!!

6) If u guys speak and she goes on and on about how all guys are dogsss all day .. Man just leave her alone!!

Now I may not have answered all of them but ladies and men please add on to the madness in the comments!!!
Remember this is all entertainment and these just are studies I have done no one specific I don't want any female spam thank you lol


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